Создатели фильма Луковые новости – режиссеры, актеры, съемочная группа

Tom Kuntz

Mike Maguire

Daniel Chacón

Young American / Cock Puncher

Ken Takemoto

Sensei

Steven Seagal

Cock Puncher

Don McManus (I)

Dennis McCormick

Kate Fuglei

Dolores McCormick

Abigail Mavity

Roseanne McCormick

Reid Weaver

Dennis McCormick, Jr.

Brian Powell (I)

Typical Neighbor Husband

Adele Robbins

Typical Neighbor Wife

Jason L. Miller

Sooty Firefighter

Brendon Baerg

Sooty Child

Len Cariou

Norm Archer

Larissa Laskin

Dana Dobbs

Scott Klace

Kip Kendall

Barbara Pilavin

Alzheimers Old Lady

Sandy Kenyon

Alzheimers Guys in Crowd

Sam Menning (I)

Alzheimers Guys in Crowd

Orlando Seale

Producer

Erik Stolhanske

Producer

Sarah McElligott

Melissa Cherry

Michael Bolton

Himself

Karl Montgomery

African Child

Kwame Boateng

Dibo

Steven Kozlowski

White Trash Dude

Randy Oglesby

Surgeon General

Archie Howard

Fat Man

Howard Shur

Smoker

Todd Hanson

Smoker Driver

Arthur Kendall

Bud Schwartz

Ira Gewant

Brunno Tucci

Christopher Weeks

Rolly Ingersoll

Edward Ansara

Skink Bradley

Murray Gershenz

Raggles Wimpole

Paul 'Mousie' Garner

Uncle Smackers

Helen Geller

Mavis De Haven

Richard Fancy

Kenneth Garber

Murphy Dunne

Raymond Marcus

Alex Solowitz

The Masses

Savannah Haske

Rapist Lisa

Griffin M. Creech

Rapist Policeman

Daniel Dae Kim

Ivy Leaguer

Stefan Sacks

Rapist Uncle

Rebecca Lowman

Rape Victim Julie

Amy Davies

Board Game Woman

John Gibson Miller

Steel Beam Construction Guy

Jim Gleason

Steel Beam Architect

Ben Braat

Dutch Dad

Sal Lopez

Peruvian

Jay Montalvo

Peruvian

Bashar Rahal

Arab Terrorist

Russell Steinberg

Young Terrorist

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed

Amir Talai

Ahman

Ryan Bosch

White Black Guy Bill

Leslie Duke

White Black Guy Jenny

Brendan Fletcher

White Black Guy Tim

Michael Brainard

White Black Guy Policeman

Dane Farwell

White Black Guy Policeman

Mary Boucher

White Black Guy Judge

Chris Karwowski

White Black Guy Jury Foreman

Michael Harte

Pentagon General

Charles Howerton

Pentagon General

James Kayten

Pentagon Officer

Sean Conroy

Landmine Salesman

Christopher Boyer

Landmine Boss

S. Perry

Recruitment Officer

Michael Harney

Line-Up Detective

Alonzo Bodden

Prisoner

Gill Gayle

Prisoner

Robert Shampain

Prisoner Dad

Jordan Lindsay Hamm

Girl Greeting Prisoner

Tom Wright

Kwame Roberts

Gedde Watanabe

James Nakatami

Troy L. Collins

Dashante Jackson

Daniel Colembie

McSorley's Bartender

Marc Antonio Pritchett

Upstanding Black Man

Jerry Giles

Dave Kostman

John Viener

Peen Out Guy

Mike Loew

Library Penis Man

David Chisum

Penis Pal Glen

Martin Morales

Penis Ethnic Man

Micah Sauers

Skooter Boy

Michael R. Dowell

Penis Businessman

Ken Narasaki

Businessman

Clint Culp

Bates Computer Customer

Paul Scheer

Bates Computer Salesman Dirk

Maria Schneider

Bates Computer Customer's Wife

Dustin Seavey

Bates Temp Dude

Bill Dearth

Bates Businessman

Zia Harris

Bates Delivery Man

James M. Connor

Bates Manager

Michael Delaney

Gil Bates

Nick Chinlund

Bryce Brand

Jim Rash

Bryce's Manager

Angel Cassidy

Porn Star

Mia Crowe

Porn Star

Gauge

Porn Star

Kirk Ward

Brendan Laroux

Eric Siegel

Studio Executive

Jen Cohn

Cooking Show Host

Meredith Baxter

Cooking Show Chef

Charley Beil

Wizards Gamer

Dan Benson

Wizard Gamer

Adam Crosby

Wizard Gamer

Jed Rees

Wizard Proteus

Greg Pitts (II)

Wizards Dragonmaster

Greg Cipes

Hippie Diplomant

William Duffy

Man in Suit

Cory McAbee

Man in Suit

Slovesevic

Adam Gregor

Birajko

Terrance Flack

Bank Gunman

Mo McRae

Second Bank Gunman

Sarah DeVincentis

Bank Customer

Michelle Buffone

Bank Liz Anne

Jim Ortlieb

Bank Mr. Poniewicz

Cory Nartatez

Gay Guy

Savastian Padilla

Gay Guy

Bruce Stevenson

Gay Guy

Chris Villa

Gay Guy

Kenneth C. Rosier

Presidential Advisor

Rodney Dangerfield

Himself

Ivan Klipstein

Subscription Card Man

Hanna Bluth

Little Girl

Jennifer Saurenman

Mother

Tanya Ballinger

Cockpuncher Entourage

Kamela Forbes

Cockpuncher Entourage

Neva Massey

Cockpuncher Entourage

Eleanor Mercado

Cockpuncher Entourage

Karen Miller

Cockpuncher Entourage

Rachelle Wood

Cockpuncher Entourage

André Costa

Cameraman

Destiny Lightsy

God Bless America Dancer

Michon Suyama

God Bless America Dancer

Vai Au-Harehoe

Melissa Cherry Video Dancer

Kato Bonner

Melissa Cherry Video Dancer

Allison Kyler

Melissa Cherry Video Dancer

Brandy Lamkin

Melissa Cherry Video Dancer

Clifford McGee

Melissa Cherry Video Dancer

Tomasina Parrott

Melissa Cherry Video Dancer

Adrian Armas

Lollipop Love Dancer

Kevin Federline

Lollipop Love Dancer

Dante Harper

Lollipop Love Dancer

Robert Hoffman

Lollipop Love Dancer

Lucas Raynaud

Lollipop Love Dancer

Dave Scott

Lollipop Love Dancer

Harry Shum Jr.

Lollipop Love Dancer

Kavi Raz

Arab Lover

Natasha Yi

Melissa Cherry Video Dancer

Ahmed B. Badran

Peruvian

Kathie Barnes

Concerned Mother

Bo Barrett

Wigger Jim

Jackson Bolt

Texas Chainsaw Killer

Chris Cashman

UPS Delivery Man

Martez Covington

Said Faraj

Suicide Bomber

Bill Frenzer

Nicholas Van Essen

Justin Rodgers Hall

Terrorist

Glen Hambly

Attorney

Susanna Harter

Librarian

Mohammed Hassan

Terrorist

Hiro Koda

Eloise Lynch

Britney Spears Fan

Marshall Manesh

Announcer

Joel McHale

Office Worker

Chrissy Metz

Heavy Girl

Christopher Nissley

Terrorist Training Video Announcer

Ryan O'Quinn

Global Tetrahedron Penguin

Blaine Pate

Office Worker

Paula Price (II)

Host a Rape Tape Gal

Tony Sagastizado I

Taliban Terrorist

Helen Slayton-Hughes

'Yarn-it-All' Employee

Channing Swift

Ice Hockey Fan

Tony Swift

Ice Hockey Fan

Cassie Townsend

Pot Smoker Girl at Board Game Party

Melissa Zanit

Yearbook Girl

Todd Hanson

Robert Siegel

Maryse Alberti

Neil Shapiro (II)

Asche & Spencer

Thad Spencer