Создатели фильма If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind!!! – режиссеры, актеры, съемочная группа

Keefe Brasselle

I. Robert Levy

George Spencer

Big Al, also Bellboy, also Busy Waiter

Patrick Wright

Man rescuing captive woman

Jane Kellem

Woman with voracious appetite; also TV Jack-Pot Contestant

Garth Pillsbury

Herb Graham

Morris Goldberg, fruit peddler

Richard Stuart

Alan Sinclair

Pansy

Lew Horn

Game show emcee

Albert Lord

Priest at hospital; also Judge

Jackie McCall

Nurse Owens

Moe Baker

Lou Lastfinger, theatrical agent

Deborah Klose

Angry loudmouth

Barry Cooper

William Morris agent

Russ Marin

Leon Charles

Bearded seminar moderator

Ina Gould

Old lady

Mel Davis

Chauffeur; also janitor

Uschi Digard

Various characters

Pat McCormick

Himself - Awards emcee

Thelma Pelish

Mamie, local madam

Maria Arnold

Kathy Arntzen

Bill Bartman

Sjon Carrol

Howard Cherry

Tallie Cochrane

Sandy Dempsey

Madelyn Dimaggio

Jim Driggers

Larry Eisenberg

Michael Flood

Nancy Frechtling

Doug Frey

Anita Fried

Brenda Fogarty

Trish Guzey

Charla Hall

Michael Hall

Kathy Hilton

Phil Carey Jones

Tani Jones

Bebe Kelly

Lois Layne

Flanzy Lewis

Gary Leibman

Lowell Mabson

Marni Medina

Hal Miller

Mickey Nader

Marilyn Rose

Shirley Rosen

Arthur Ross (III)

Robert Rushalk

Mike Scanlon

Becky Pearlman

Harry Sidonie

Gene Stowell

George von Ravensburg

Noah Warner

Rod Haase

Omar

Rick Davis

One of the Judges

Richard Stobie

One of the Judges

Paul Frederik

One of the Judges

Tom De Sena

One of the Judges

Julie Conger

One of the Judges

Claudine Ohm

Celeste Clinton

Jewell Williams

Jane Brandts

Christine De Musee

Barbara Super

Cathy Hall

Waz Allen

Christina Feliz

Phyllis Ginter

Sharon Auger

Joyce Faulkner

Debbie Leary

Marty Loughrie

Lucienne Mahoney

Mary Miller (I)

Nannette Pistole

Darilyn Rowe

Mike Callie

Robert L. Levy